Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start - but they can't when they finish. ~Martin H. Fischer
The hair is the richest ornament of women. ~Martin Luther
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" ~Rodney Dangerfield
Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history. ~Pieter Geyl, Debates With Historians
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~G.B. Trudeau
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. ~W.C. Fields
Books are embalmed minds. ~Bovee
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~Colonel Potter, "Identity Crisis," original airdate 2 November 1981, written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, directed by David Ogden Stiers
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. ~Balzac, Physiologie du mariage, 1829
There are people who so arrange their lives that they feed themselves only on side dishes. ~Jose Ortega y Gasset
The Christian faith makes it possible for us nobly to accept that which cannot be changed, and to meet disappointments and sorrow with an inner poise, and to absorb the most intense pain without abandoning our sense of hope. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head. ~Terri Guillemets
Remember, if you�re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns! ~Allison Gappa Bottke
When an American says that he loves his country, he means not only that he loves the New England hills, the prairies glistening in the sun, the wide and rising plains, the great mountains, and the sea. He means that he loves an inner air, an inner light in which freedom lives and in which a man can draw the breath of self-respect. ~Adlai Stevenson
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. ~Joey Adams
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown
The Puritan's idea of hell is a place where everybody has to mind his own business. ~Wendell Phillips, attributed
Why are there men and women that while they are nigh me the sunlight expands my blood? Why when they leave me do my pennants of joy sink flat and lank? ~Walt Whitman Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate. ~H.L. Mencken
The marriage state, with or without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of Heaven and Hell we are capable of receiving in this life. ~Richard Steele, The Spectator
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived. ~Willa Cather
Coquetry whets the appetite; flirtation depraves it. Coquetry is the thorn that guards the rose - easily trimmed off when once plucked. Flirtation is like the slime on water-plants, making them hard to handle, and when caught, only to be cherished in slimy waters. ~Ik Marvel Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. ~African Proverb
A consultant is a man sent in after the battle to bayonet the wounded. ~Author Unknown
Events in the past may roughly be divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter. ~W.R. Inge, Assessments and Anticipations
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. ~W.C. Fields
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