money poems for wedding invites

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. ~H.L. Mencken, "Minority Report," Notebooks, 1956 It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. ~H.L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956


Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting. ~Daniel 5:27


If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. ~Natalie Sequera


With people of only moderate ability modesty is mere honesty; but with those who possess great talent it is hypocrisy. ~Arthur Schopenhauer


War would end if the dead could return. ~Stanley Baldwin


I'm itching to be stitching! ~Author Unknown


Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ~Gene Perret


All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ~Charles Schulz


Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. ~Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra


Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. ~Ambrose Bierce


The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. ~Eden Phillpotts, A Shadow Passes


Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro


Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out-of-doors. ~Paul O'Neil


There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates. ~James Russell Lowell


The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. ~St. Augustine


The forceps of our minds are clumsy things and crush the truth a little in the course of taking hold of it. ~H.G. Wells


The scholar only knows how dear these silent, yet eloquent, companions of pure thoughts and innocent hours become in the season of adversity. When all that is worldly turns to dross around us, these only retain their steady value. ~Washington Irving


Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams


Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. ~Author Unknown


Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in. ~George Bernard Shaw