poems for dad

Every burned book enlightens the world. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


If we cannot be happy and powerful and prey on others, we invent conscience and prey on ourselves. ~Elbert Hubbard


Remember the great adversity of art or anything else is a hurried life. ~Robert James Waller


All it takes is one bloom of hope to make a spiritual garden. ~Terri Guillemets


A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. ~Terri Guillemets


A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it. ~Brander Matthews


One man's folly is another man's wife. ~Helen Rowland


It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. ~Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street


Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar


Through wisdom is a house built; and by understanding it is established; and by knowledge shall every room be filled with precious and pleasant riches. ~Proverbs 24:3


I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I have ever met. ~Dwight Lyman Moody


I think, therefore I'm single. ~Lizz Winstead


For every promise, there is price to pay. ~Jim Rohn


All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes. ~George Orwell, "A Nice Cup of Tea"


A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ~Evan Esar


Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. ~Anatole France


Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. ~Author Unknown


Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. ~R. Buckminster Fuller


The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. ~William H. Masters


One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you. ~Dennis A. Peer