quotes on rain

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~Prince Philip


Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~Oprah Winfrey


When Gandhi was asked what he thought of Western civilization, he said, "It would be nice." ~Author Unknown


Winter dies into the spring, to be born again in the autumn. ~Marche Blumenberg


The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead station. ~William Gibson


The astrologer who spells the stars, mistakes his globes, and in her bright eye interprets heaven's physiognomies. ~John Cleveland


Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter


Every vice has its excuse ready. ~Publilius Syrus


If fame were based on kindness instead of popularity, on understanding and not on worldwide attention, you would be the biggest celebrity on earth. And to my heart, you already are. ~Anonymous


Skipping: the ultimate display of nonconformity. ~Jessi Lane Adams


Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. ~Erica Jong


My cock doesn't talk politics. ~Stephal Sachs


I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. ~Noel Coward, 1956


The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. ~Mark Twain The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan


Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew. ~William Shakespeare, Hamlet


Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. ~Isaac Asimov


When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours." ~Vine Deloria, Jr.


The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. ~Author Unknown


A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com