cute love quotes for girls

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! ~Robin Williams


Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827


A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely. ~Pam Brown


Blessed are the children of scrapbookers, for they shall inherit the scrapbooks. ~Author Unknown


I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning. ~Andy Warhol


Hope is the poor man's bread. ~Gary Herbert


The last birthday that's any good is 23. ~Andy Rooney


It was subtle of God to learn Greek when he wished to become an author - and not to learn it better. ~Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886


They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it. ~Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players


A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual. ~Gloria Steinem


The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it. ~Bertrand Russell


I often want to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men - at least they can cry. ~Jean Rhys


A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. ~Joseph Campbell


A child needs a grandparent, anybody's grandparent, to grow a little more securely into an unfamiliar world. ~Charles and Ann Morse


We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. ~W.B. Yeats


For athletes, the Olympics are the ultimate test of their worth. ~Mary Lou Retton


Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football. ~Anthony Burgess


Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. ~Virginie des Rieux, Epigrams


Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


My perspective of veganism was most affected by learning that the veal calf is a by-product of dairying, and that in essence there is a slice of veal in every glass of what I had thought was an innocuous white liquid - milk. ~Rynn Berry, quoted in Joanne Stepaniak, The Vegan Sourcebook, 1998