cute emo love sayings and quotes

If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself. ~Leon Eldred


Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? ~Barbra Streisand


When you start treating people like people, they become people. ~Paul Vitale


People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. ~Charlotte Gray


It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life. ~P.D. James


Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production of objective fact. ~H.L. Mencken, Minority Report: H.L. Mencken's Notebook, 1956


I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels. Jewels are the gift of fortune, while character comes from within. ~Titus Maccius Plautus


Renew your passions daily. ~Terri Guillemets


A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ~Carl Reiner


Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations. ~Martin Terman


Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement. ~Christopher Fry


Worry bankrupts the spirit. ~Berri Clove


Got no check books, got no banks. Still I'd like to express my thanks - I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night. ~Irving Berlin


To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. ~Josh Billings


The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice pointing like a rugged finger to heaven. ~David Lloyd George


Sometimes we're all hypocrites. ~Frank Renzulli, Robin Green, Mitchell Burgess, and David Chase, The Sopranos, "Bust Out," original airdate 19 March 2000, spoken by the character Meadow Soprano


Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. ~Bob Ekstrom


Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man. ~Jimmy Lyons


The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it. ~Elaine Agather


The different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. ~Lewis Carroll