good quotes for facebook status

If men had more up top we'd need less up front. ~Jaci Stephen


Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. ~Erica Jong


Fields can lie fallow, but we can't; we have less time. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. ~Bill Vaughan


What a man most enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them. ~Brendan Francis


Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. ~Oprah Winfrey


Give me the life of the boy whose mother is nurse, seamstress, washerwoman, cook, teacher, angel, and saint, all in one, and whose father is guide, exemplar, and friend. No servants to come between. These are the boys who are born to the best fortune. ~Andrew Carnegie


If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis


I believe half the unhappiness in life comes from people being afraid to go straight at things. ~William J. Lock


I played as much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday. ~Mike Morley


Although he may not always recognize his bondage, modern man lives under a tyranny of numbers. ~Nicholas Eberstadt, The Tyranny of Numbers: Mismeasurement and Misrule


Antanaclasis: repeating a single word but with a different meaning each time. This is a common type of pun and is often found in slogans. Example: "If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm." ~Vince Lombardi


I have found no greater satisfaction than achieving success through honest dealing and strict adherence to the view that, for you to gain, those you deal with should gain as well. ~Alan Greenspan


Thrift was never more necessary in the world's history than it is today. ~Francis H. Sisson


In today already walks tomorrow. ~Friedrich von Schiller


It has been left to our generation to discover that you can move heaven and earth to save five minutes and then not have the faintest idea what to do with them when you have saved them. ~C.E.M. Joad


Be well, do good work, and keep in touch. ~Garrison Keillor


Will we march only to the music of time, or will we, risking criticism and abuse, march to the soul-saving music of eternity? ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963