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Frank: She was a little brunette of Jewish persuasion.


I think societal instinct much deeper than sex instinct - and societal repression much more devastating. ~D.H. Lawrence


Dawn seemed to follow midnight with indecent haste. ~J.K. Rowling, "Magic is Might," Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, 2007


It is more easy to be wise for others than for ourselves. ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld


I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures. ~Earl Warren


Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988


The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice pointing like a rugged finger to heaven. ~David Lloyd George


An apology is a good way to have the last word. ~Author Unknown


Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. ~Joseph Addison, The Spectator


Perhaps only his sense of humor and irony can save him when he hears the most powerful nation in the world speaking of his aggression as it drops thousands of bombs on a poor weak nation more than eight thousand miles away from its shores. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., about Ho Chi Minh, Beyond Vietnam lecture, 4 April 1968


If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive. ~Gene Perret


Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is the special occasion. ~Author Unknown Don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy. ~Jason Cahill, The Sopranos, "Meadowlands," original airdate 31 January 1999, spoken by the character Christopher Moltisanti


Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries


Burke said there were Three Estates in Parliament; but, in the Reporters' gallery yonder, there sat a Fourth Estate more important far than they all. ~Thomas Carlyle, Heroes and Hero-Worship


How can something bother you if you won't let it? ~Terri Guillemets


The struggle to save the global environment is in one way much more difficult than the struggle to vanquish Hitler, for this time the war is with ourselves. We are the enemy, just as we have only ourselves as allies. ~Al Gore


I would be the last to condemn the thousands of sincere and dedicated people outside the churches who have labored unselfishly through various humanitarian movements to cure the world of social evils, for I would rather a man be a committed humanist than an uncommitted Christian. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963


In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. ~Author Unknown