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Photographs that transcend but do not deny their literal situation appeal to me. ~Sam Abbel


The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ~Friedrich Nietzsche


Opportunity is as scarce as oxygen; men fairly breathe it and do not know it. ~Doc Sane


The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown


Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. ~Edward Abbey


All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain't got indoor plumbing, but that don't mean there's something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I've never seen a more boring sport. ~Mike Royko, 1994


The greatest crimes are caused by surfeit, not by want. ~Aristotle, Politics


If I have enjoyed the hospitality of the Host of this universe, Who daily spreads a table in my sight, surely I cannot do less than acknowledge my dependence. ~G.A. Johnston Ross


To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. ~Kahlil Gibran


Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. ~William Dean Howells


When you suffer an attack of nerves you're being attacked by the nervous system. What chance has a man got against a system? ~Russell Hoban


One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor


Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. ~Oscar Wilde Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. ~Max L. Forman


Dr. Miller says we are pessimistic because life seems like a very bad, very screwed-up film. If you ask "What the hell is wrong with the projector?" and go up to the control room, you find it's empty. You are the projectionist, and you should have been up there all the time. ~Colin Wilson


I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead. ~Woody Allen


In the central place of every heart there is a recording chamber. So long as it receives a message of beauty, hope, cheer, and courage - so long are you young. When the wires are all down and our heart is covered with the snow of pessimism and the ice of cynicism, then, and only then, are you grown old. ~Douglas MacArthur


A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul. ~Franz Kafka


Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own. ~Seneca


Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. ~Ambrose Bierce