funny rap quotes

The way he treats his body, you�d think he was renting. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Why fly? Simple. I'm not happy unless there's some room between me and the ground. ~Richard Bach


Grief is a species of idleness. ~Samuel Johnson


A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem. ~G.K. Chesterton


The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot. ~Bill Russell


Don't make excuses - make good. ~Elbert Hubbard


There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. ~James Thurber


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy. ~Anton Chekhov


If we are ever in doubt about what to do, it is a good rule to ask ourselves what we shall wish on the morrow that we had done. ~John Lubbock


Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody. ~Moms Mabley


Men are too unstable to be just; they are crabbed because they have not passed water at the usual time, or testy because they have not been stroked or praised. ~Edward Dahlberg, The Sorrows of Priapus, 1957


I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. ~Elaine Dundy


Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly


Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. ~Robert Orben


Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin


Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. ~Romans 12:20


Language is the means of getting an idea from my brain into yours without surgery. ~Mark Amidon


Joy is a flower that blooms when you do. ~Author Unknown


Astrologers that future fates foreshow. ~Alexander Pope