quotes on mean girls

That's not serious; it's just human. ~Jerry Kopke


Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding. ~Proverbs 17:28


If a neurotic can't stand the heat, he complains about it until they kick him out of the kitchen. ~Terri Guillemets


History attempts to provide society with an artificial collective memory. ~Mark M. Krug, History and the Social Sciences


A proper collection of quotations is the whole world digested. ~Terri Guillemets


Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. ~Virginie des Rieux, Epigrams


If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. ~Hartman Jule


If it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul. ~William Shakespeare


Fashion is like the id. It makes you desire things you shouldn't. ~Bob Morris


Christendom has done away with Christianity without being quite aware of it. ~Soren Kierkegaard, Time, 16 December 1946


Dreams, and predictions of astrology.... ought to serve but for winter talk by the fireside. ~Francis Bacon, "Of Prophecies"


I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot


My heaviness comes from the heights. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. ~Author Unknown


The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth. ~Charles Luckman


I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future. ~Author Unknown


If... you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine Aird


A grass-blade's no easier to make than an oak. ~James Russell Lowell, A Fable for Critics, 1848


Man maketh a death which Nature never made. ~Edward Young