valentines day poems for him

Hope never abandons you, you abandon it. ~George Weinberg


Obesity is really widespread. ~Joseph O. Kern II


I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of that table there, but that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die, because that's what being a bloke is. When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark." As soon as Caxton invented the printing press, we were using it to make pictures of, hey, naked bottoms! We have turned the Internet into an enormous international database of naked bottoms. So you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. ~Coupling, "Inferno," original airdate 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Steve


No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus. ~G.B. Shaw, Androcles and the Lion, 1912


Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. ~P.J. O'Rourke


Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. ~Desmond Morris, The Human Zoo


We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance. ~Marcel Proust


The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. ~Margo Kaufman


He that lives upon hope will die fasting. ~Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack


To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. ~George Santayana


The course of true anything never does run smooth. ~Samuel Butler


The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. ~Bill Gates


I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes. ~Sara Teasdale, "The Philosopher"


You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. ~Irish Proverb


Men are only as loyal as their options. ~Bill Maher


I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here. ~Author Unknown


Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. ~Edmund Burke


If fortune smiles, who doesn't? If fortune doesn't, who does? ~Chinese Proverb


War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery


There are... things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind. ~Fyodor Dostoyevsky, "Notes from the Underground," 1864