inspirational quotes about teachers

Hockey is murder on ice. ~Jim Murray


A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold


U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans. That puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell. ~Red Smith


The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. ~Phyllis Diller


Fact is, some women don't have large breasts, and they're people too. Maybe they'd like the freedom to show us their bottoms instead of their breasts. Maybe they'd enjoy a more flexible arse-friendly beach that says: "Hey, so long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing?" ~Coupling, "Jane and the Truth Snake," original airdate 1 October 2001, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Jeff


I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~Ronald Reagan


Love your country. Your country is the land where your parents sleep, where is spoken that language in which the chosen of your heart, blushing, whispered the first word of love; it is the home that God has given you that by striving to perfect yourselves therein you may prepare to ascend to him. ~Giuseppe Mazzini


It has become too easy to see that the luckless men of the past lived by mistakes, even absurd beliefs, so we may well fail in a decent respect for them, and forget that historians of the future will point out that we too lived by myths. ~Herbert J. Muller, Freedom in the Western World


The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy. ~Woodrow Wilson


Where liberty dwells, there is my country. ~Benjamin Franklin


Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. ~G.M. Trevelyan


Fear cannot give us the adrenaline to push forward until we realize it is the fear in us that holds us back. ~J Beard, @promoterofpeace


A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered. ~Oscar Wilde


If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. ~Author Unknown


You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. ~Ruth E. Renkl


Those that are most slow in making a promise are the most faithful in the performance of it. ~Jean Jacques Rousseau


The real history does not get written, because it is not in people's brains but in their nerves and vitals. ~Alfred North Whitehead, Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead