monday quotes funny

Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part, and does not believe in the play. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. ~Henry C. Link


God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. ~Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien


A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. ~Jean Rostand


Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth. ~Ralph Parlette


Education is the movement from darkness to light. ~Allan Bloom


Skipping is to fly like an angel. ~Opal Montagne


A library is thought in cold storage. ~Herbert Samuel


The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. ~Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Mark Twain


A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. ~Irish Saying


What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown


Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. ~Phyllis Theroux, Night Lights


I felt it shelter to speak to you. ~Emily Dickinson


Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you. ~Andre Gide


Life is not a final. It's daily pop quizzes. ~Author Unknown


Finally, brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever, is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute, if there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, let your mind dwell on these things. ~Philippians 4:8


The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. ~George Moore


The maxims of men disclose their hearts. ~French Proverb


When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. ~Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court